"The Mentaculous"

Have you seen the movie "A Serious Man" yet? Well.. this is sort of an unintentional reference... a page out of Arthur's "Mentaculous", if you will.

Anyway, I was bored at work and decided to collect some universal knowledge (knowledge of the universe).. and try to devise a way where I can accurately describe the size of the whole shebang. Pretty unorganized.. I'd like to walk you through it with some words.. but, you'll have to manage, unless you can score some 1-on-1 time over a cup of coffee someday.