"Bring Amber Lamps"

Yeah, I know, I know... the last one wasn't a Haikomic. This Haikomic, however, has a story. Follow this link to probably the most awful (and humorous.. if you're into bloody violence) video that has gone ridiculously viral in a matter of days:

http://www.urlesque.com/2010/02/19/epic-beard-man/

The humor lies in the cult following of "Amber Lamps" (the cute brunette who remains uninterested throughout the entire ordeal) and the various spinoff videos, such as the Mortal Kombat remake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

And finally, my rendition of the event (which I expect to have about 7 total views):

"The Mentaculous"

Have you seen the movie "A Serious Man" yet? Well.. this is sort of an unintentional reference... a page out of Arthur's "Mentaculous", if you will.

Anyway, I was bored at work and decided to collect some universal knowledge (knowledge of the universe).. and try to devise a way where I can accurately describe the size of the whole shebang. Pretty unorganized.. I'd like to walk you through it with some words.. but, you'll have to manage, unless you can score some 1-on-1 time over a cup of coffee someday.

Gray Days

Been a month already? .. How disappointing.